This Gardnening Wiz May Actually Be a Ninja
Gardening has never been so cool.
Check out the moves this dude shows off while working on his front lawn. Or, should we say check out the moves this dude shows off while he should be working on his front lawn.
He's like a cross between a superhero and a guy leading a marching band, which wouldn't be so weird if, you know, he wasn't fixing property.
The way he handles this piece of equipment reminds us that we wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley...or a garden.
Sadly, his audience of one appears wholly unimpressed. You get the feeling his pal there is wishing he'd just get back to work so they can finish the job and then go inside.
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