Lewd Town Names: Which of Colorado’s Neighbors Has the Worst?

It's always fun to laugh at inappropriate-sounding names of things like towns, streets, and other landmarks across the state of Colorado, but it's even better when it's at someone else's expense.

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Recently, a website called Earthly Mission released an article with a graphic from Estately.com that listed the strangest town names in all 50 states, as well as the lewdest town names in the entire nation, and when compared to the states that share a border, Colorado got off pretty easy.

What's Colorado's Lewdest-Sounding Town Name?

According to the new data, the small eastern plains town of Lubers, Colorado, was named the lewdest in this particular study.

It's unclear as to whether or not this has anything to do with recent revelations regarding a famous, now-imprisoned rap mogul, but it's entirely possible.

Lewdest Town Names: Colorado vs. Kansas

Next, we'll head further east to Kansas, where a town called Dry Wood was ranked the lewdest.

While likely funny to someone with a sense of humor similar to that of Beavis and Butt-Head, it's a bit of a stretch.

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Plus, as you can see in the above photo, it doesn't really look like much more than one property, much less a town.

Lewdest Town Names: Colorado vs. Oklahoma

Oklahoma's lewdest-sounding town name likely originated from someone's last name, but in today's world, it's probably pretty embarrassing for residents to read their address aloud to certain audiences.

Lewdest Town Names: Colorado vs. Nebraska

Next, we'll take a trip to Nebraska where, like Kansas, the name was probably chosen innocently, but a certain slang term likely ruined it for residents over the years.

Lewdest Town Names: Colorado vs. New Mexico

Our trip now takes us south of the border to New Mexico where, like Hooker, Oklahoma, the name probably came from a person's last name and while suggestive today, Bluit likely didn't cause many chuckles when it was chosen.

It should also be noted that from an aerial view, it doesn't appear that many, if any, people currently call Bluit home.

The last two neighbors, Utah and Wyoming, are home to the somewhat questionable town names of Virgin and Goshen Hole, respectively, but whether or not they should be considered lewd is debatable.

Check out the full story and the lewd town names from all 50 states here.