Babe of the Day — Chloe Patterson
Chloe Patterson is blond, buxom and born in Australia, satisfying three of the most important B qualities a woman can have. ("Bearing chicken wings" is a close fourth.) Every new picture she posts, generally in ever-skimpier bikinis, makes us learn new ways our minds can be boggled.
Seriously, it's like she took a tiny bikini, cut it up and made 10 tinier bikinis out of it. There's no way that a miniscule bit of material like what she's wearing in the shower pic below is meant to contain all that is Chloe Patterson
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