![Babe of the Day: Ashley Doris](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Ashley-Doris-white-panties.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Babe of the Day: Ashley Doris
Ashley Doris has one of those weird two-first-names names. Like Bob Mike or Shirley Karen or Winifred Robert (pronounced Ro-BEAR, like it's French and stuff). You'd think that the Playboy people who picked her as Miss March 2013 coulda come up with a more exciting last name. Something like Ashley Diamond or Ashley Starr or Ashley Jellybeanfinder. They literally could've chosen anything and they went with Doris? Come on, guys, that's just phoning it in. We expect more from you.
Nice job on the Playmate selection, though. She's super hot.
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